COSMO SEX TIP #468
don’t know what to say in bed? repeat after the candy crush dude
delicious, divine, tasty
do you ever think about how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you
musical theatre christmas cards: aaron tveit edition (+1 hanukkah one because maybe you’re jewish and you still want aaron to love you)
The original Broadway production of Spring Awakening opened at the Eugene O’Neill Theatre on December 10, 2006.
[sings all three parts to a heart full of love]
#A HEART FULL OF LOVE HE WAS NEVER MINE TO HEART FULL OF YOU WHY REGRET AND THEN I KNEW I KNEEEEW IT TOO THESE ARE WORDS HELL NEVER SAY#NOT TO ME FROM TODAY NOT TO ME NO EVERYDAY#FOR IT WASNT A DREAM NOT A DREAM AFTER AAAAA- HE’LL NEVER FEEL THIS WAAAAAAAAA -AAAAAALL
My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.
i don’t think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow
headline: six professors of pokemon biology have had their scientific findings discredited after discovery that all of their field research was conducted by 10 year old children in stupid hats
It’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time.
*does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
film meme:  film you’ll never get tired of watching → chicago (2002)
"would you please tell the audience… err… the jury what happened?"